What A Twonk!

[Tilly2]

This morning, I dropped a Marmite jar onto the ceramic tiled kitchen floor and this evening I have dropped a tub of previously opened Crème Fraîche onto the kitchen floor.

The mop and bucket have worked overtime.

My kitchen floor is now spotless.

What next?

[sandyRoe]

Buy a thick carpet?

[frugalfred]

Dog comes in with dirty feet and messes up the floor! (says he, from experience!)

[Tilly2]

Good idea, Sandy. I might do so!

[Tilly2]

Dog tried to eat Marmite jar splinters!

[-SharonA-]

Carpet in kitchen not a good idea! My kitchen rug is full of cooking stains. Good thing it is patterned.

[Tilly2]

I love my tiles but nothing survives when dropped. I can't believe how many slivers of glass are produced, far away from the drop zone.

[Butterbun]

There'll be a third. Things happen in threes.

[CrapAtCryptics]

Stop buying glass jars - or transfer the contents of glass things over if possible

[Tilly2]

Butterbun, I am holding on to my wine glass!

[tonyav]

Get the kitchen floor re-laid with these, Yilly. You would have caught the jar on the rebound ;-)

http://www.decoprojectme.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/decor-rubber-flooring-with-rubber-floor-tiles-pathankot.jpg

[Tilly2]

CAC, the Crème Fraîche was in a plastic tub but it still shattered!

[Tilly2]

That looks like a solution, Yont. I bet they're warmer too.

[Tilly2]

I would have caught the jar!

[tonyav]

Yep, well insulated by the looks of them.

[shoota]

Leave the spritzers alone....

[DTCwordfan]

a bottle of bleach, perhaps????

[Tilly2]

One day I will drop my Le Creuset casserole dish. Which one will survive? The dish or the tile?

[Hopkirk]

Didn't you manage to crack a floor tile with the marmite jar?

You are not trying hard enough.

[janbee]

Oh Tilly, I once dropped a large jar of beetroot all over the kitchen floor. Looked like Lizzie Borden had paid a visit. A few days later I dropped a whole bag of opened lentils. What a mess. All I needed was a Wilson and a Keppel and we could've done a sand dance. What a mess. A gazillion years later, I'm still finding the odd one despite rigorous clean up attempts.

[Ken4155]

Spotless, Tilly, but what does it taste like?:-)