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[DTCwordfan]

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"Well, at least I have a majority of one."

[Psybbo]

Patsy's ahead at the minute!

[-Talbot-]

♫♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, aaah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah ♫♪

♫♪ My shallow heart's the only thing that's beating ♫♪
♫♪ Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me
'Til then ... .................... arghhhh bloody earworms!

[-Talbot-]

Where did it all go wrong , from a Shadow Cabinet to just my bleeding shadow .... ♫♪ me and my sha...


f*%$* another bleedin earworm!

[Bazile]

This is a long comfort break !!!

guys ?

[-Talbot-]

Now to read my e-mails .. ok let me see what we have .....



''Mrs Abbott from Hackney North says ... For Funks Sake Jeremy take a *** hint!

[Patsy33]

I bet they're all wondering why I've deserted them....

[Bertrum]

Oh look the Eagle has landed

[Jackdaw33]

LOL @ bertrum.

[Bertrum]

Oh come back I promise not to put another Shaun The Sheep film on

[tamborine]

Its my party and I'll cry if I want to

[tamborine]

Forget feking football, politics r us

[Patsy33]

Solitary Man

[marval]

Am I the only one who has come to the DFS sale?

[Patsy33]

Get on your Marx, get set, GO!!

[anotheoldgit]

A scene from Agatha Christie's

"And Then There Were None".

[Patsy33]

"Why would anyone think I'm a party pooper?"..

[Gromit]

" It was a bit silly to arrange a meeting when 'Game of Thrones' is on. - What's it about...? "

[Patsy33]

'I'm feeling confident in my Marx & Suspenses shirt'..

[Baldric]

"The Great Pretender"

[Baldric]

"I Who Have Nothing"