My Book.

[Patsy33]

I've written a book about a young girl who takes drugs and encounters all kinds of strange creatures talking in almost incomprehensible dialect. It ends up with her getting pregnant and becoming a single mother, living on a *** estate and surviving off benefits.
It's called "Alice in Sunderland".

[frugalfred]

Autobiography, is it?

[Jackdaw33]

LOL! That one will delight the Geordies.

[agchristie]

When's the booksigning? I've got a few Wearsiders lined up for you...

[Jackdaw33]

I remember the Oxfam appeal a few years back when an earthquake destroyed half of Sunderland. The target was £30 to repair the damage.

[agchristie]

^ouch!

[Patsy33]

No offence all you Geordie's! , but I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat..

[Jackdaw33]

Mackems are not Geordies.

[agchristie]

Not so DB,Roker Park has gone! :)

[Jackdaw33]

Correct. Alas, Joker Park is no more, replaced by the Stadium of Shytte.