Mother Sends £325 Bill To Friend, After 3 Year Old Daughter Comes Home With Scuffed Shoes

[Gizmonster]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4093902/Bill-replacement-pair-Italian-fur-booties-325-Mother-sends-INVOICE-friend-daughter-3-came-home-pen-designer-shoes.html

Piers Morgan ripping her to bits on GMB at the mo and she's almost in tears.

60 pairs of shoes for a 3 year old .... what the **** ????

[Gizmonster]

Jeez .... you've been busy since I've been out lol :P

Personally, I think Piers went a bit OTT when he ripped into her.
Obviously the child is well looked after and the mother earns good money, so she can spend it on whatever she wants.
I think the main issue here, is the ludicrousness of sending a child to a party in VERY expensive shoes and then expecting the host to pay, when they're scuffed ..... kids being kids - what else could you expect??

[tamborine]

...."Sarah, famous for making dress of pubic hair, says Isabella uses them to model...."

Ouch

[Mamyalynne]

I'm sure the boots are the right size Tambs, don't worry.

[mikey4444]

Tambo....glad you mentioned that !

....Does anyone who makes a dress out of pubic hair, really expect to taken seriously about anything ?

[pastafreak]

She also made one from skittles...and the latest was constructed out of fish. Maybe she's a Turner Prize wannabee?

[Gizmonster]

//// ...Does anyone who makes a dress out of pubic hair, really expect to taken seriously about anything ? /////

..... and with that, I duly award a BA.
Plenty of good answers, but I think this just about sums it up nicely :)

[Mamyalynne]

Didn't see the fuss when she made a dress of 3,000 Poppies.

[Islay]

Mikey, I mentioned the pubic hair dress on page 2!!!

[-Talbot-]

Crikey just how many posters don't actually read the thread they are taking part in?

[mikey4444]

Thanks Gizmonster !

But I think someone else mentioned the dress.

By the way, just how do you make a dress out of pubic hair ! A nice pair of mittens I could understand, but a complete dress ?

[Baldric]

It looks very long to be Pubic Hair imo ;o)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/06/12/3BE2D0A000000578-4093902-But_her_next_project_was_even_more_ambitious_and_bizarre_when_sh-m-46_1483707183296.jpg

[Baldric]

And a close-up

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/01/06/07/3BE2D0A400000578-0-image-a-11_1483687444743.jpg

[Mamyalynne]

//'It took about six months to make it and I worked from home. The base is made from a thin, steel material and it all folds up. I then stuck the hair on with a hot glue.
'It was absolutely awful working with that material. I put a ground sheet on the floor and sterilised the hair with a fluid then had to put it in really hot water to kill the bacteria - I didn't want to get crabs!
'The hair got everywhere at first and I actually questioned what I was doing - it was that disgusting. But then I bought an eye and face mask and it got a bit better.//

[NoMercy]

I can only suppose the mother is a desperate attention seeker.

[Gizmonster]

//// Crikey just how many posters don't actually read the thread they are taking part in? /////

..... I can assure you that I'd read all the other posts and yea I noticed that other's had previously mentioned the dress made of public hair.
The bit that grabbed me and swayed me to award BA was the last part of the statement:

//// Does anyone who makes a dress out of pubic hair, really expect to taken seriously about anything ? //////

[Cloverjo]

That is very long pubic hair.

That poor daughter of hers. Will she ever have any friends to play with?

[Cloverjo]

Gizmonster>> 'public hair'. That typo usually happens the other way round :))

[Gizmonster]

PMSL - damn auto correct on my last post - whoever heard of a dress made from PUBLIC hair ????

[mikey4444]

I am probably going to regret asking this question but, I have started so I may as well finish...........

That can't possibly all from her own pubic region can it ?

I mean, if it wasn't all hers, then there had to be some other donors ?

Oh God....I wished I hadn't started now !

[Mamyalynne]

Donated............