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The French To Build A Glass Wall Around The Eiffel Tower.
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11:46 Fri 10th Feb 2017
A very wealthy Texan goes to Paris and hires a limo for some sight-seeing.
First stop in the Faubourg St Honoré and the driver says, this is the Elysée Palace, home of our President. "How many rooms and how long did it take to build?"
"Sir, 240 rooms and they started in 1725 and finished in 1735."
"*** it, in Texas, a house like that takes nine months."
Down to the Rive Droite and The Louvre - the same question when told it was once the royal palace.
"650 rooms and they started in 1640 and took 70 years."
"*** it, in Texas it would take 18 months."
Next, further up the river, Notre Dame.
"That's a mighty fine church - how long to build that?"
"They started in the late 12th Century and didn't finish it until the early 14th sir."
"*** it, you French, In Houston we built a new cathedral in two years. What's wrong with y'all?"
They proceeded up the river and turned into Blvd Sebastopol and the Texan gets his first glance of the Centre Pompidou.
"Goddamm, what in hell's name is that?"
"Sorry, Sir - I don't know; it wasn't here yesterday."
First stop in the Faubourg St Honoré and the driver says, this is the Elysée Palace, home of our President. "How many rooms and how long did it take to build?"
"Sir, 240 rooms and they started in 1725 and finished in 1735."
"*** it, in Texas, a house like that takes nine months."
Down to the Rive Droite and The Louvre - the same question when told it was once the royal palace.
"650 rooms and they started in 1640 and took 70 years."
"*** it, in Texas it would take 18 months."
Next, further up the river, Notre Dame.
"That's a mighty fine church - how long to build that?"
"They started in the late 12th Century and didn't finish it until the early 14th sir."
"*** it, you French, In Houston we built a new cathedral in two years. What's wrong with y'all?"
They proceeded up the river and turned into Blvd Sebastopol and the Texan gets his first glance of the Centre Pompidou.
"Goddamm, what in hell's name is that?"
"Sorry, Sir - I don't know; it wasn't here yesterday."
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