For Any Sir Cliff Richard Fans

[Dinapal]

Sir Cliff Richard announced he was to visit Japan for the very first time.


Japanese television announce a competition and the winner would be brought to the studio to meet Sir Cliff.


Mr Sakamoto from Osaka was the lucky winner.


They brought Mr Sakamoto to the studios and when cliff walked in he said "Criff, Criff i ruv you and i ruv all of your music i have all of your songs"


Sir Cliff asked "which of my songs is your favourite?"


Mr Sakamoto said "My favlit is Itchy Sore Fanny"


Sir Cliff looked perplexed and said "I never did a song called Itchy Sore Fanny!"


Mr Sakamoto replied "Yes you did it went rike this, 'Itchy Sore Fanny how we don't talk anymore'"

[Jackdaw33]

I almost spilt my drink over my laptop!!

[GenuineclAss]

First real laugh I've had all day, thanks for that!

[Patsy33]

Lol!!

[baza]

Wait until the pc brigade wake up, you will be for it.

[Mamyalynne]

If PC means wanting jokes that are funny and more recent than 2 decades ago - count me in.

[baza]

Mamya, you know who I mean .

[Mamyalynne]

;-)

[Jackdaw33]

Well I had never heard it before and found it extremely funny. Apologies if it has slightly dislodged your halo.

[Mamyalynne]

Nope, coiffed as ever.

[anneasquith]

Doh....... I don't get it, any one explain?

[Jackdaw33]

It's so funny