Don't forget the cockerels crowing, Togo. Oh! by the way, geese and ducks fly past about 6a.m. and make quite a noise. Our road is 5m wide (measured it) and an average modern Combined Harvester is 3.8m wide - causes a few problems if someone has arrived to service the boiler/deliver groceries (no shop) etc.. The sheep-poo from when the flocks are moved on the road can, unfortunately, be trodden into the house (or eaten by the dog with results including vets' bills). The nearest village shop and PO is 2 miles away, the nearest mini-Tesco about 8 miles. You are very welcome, sp, but you must try to keep the village alive - that includes things like last night's (interminable - I hate it) Bingo to keep the Community Centre going. I could go on and on............ you really don't have a clue, you metropolitans, sorry. I'm afraid to say that I have heard people say how much they hate you lot and how much harm you have done to the country Me, I take people as they are, but you must join in. So be careful as to where in the country you move, Sp. :)