King Arthur's Unknown Knights

[marval]

It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed.

They included.

The devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight - Sir Face.

Sir Pass – Arthur's best knight of all

Sir Port - A great help to all the other knights

Sir Culation – A knight who got around a bit - popular at parties

Sir Prise – the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected

Sir Vey – a watchful knight

Sir Monise – a rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort

Sir Cuitous - a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way

Sir Pose - a knight who stands by wild predictions

Sir Cumflex – a knight with a strange accent

Sir Cumvent – the evasive knight

Sir Reen – a calm and cheerful knight

Sir Spicious – a paranoid knight

Sir Real – a vague and insubstantial knight

Sir Cumstances – a knight whose fault it never was

[jno]

Sir Plus - always on the bench, never started

[Jackdaw33]

Sir cumcise - very versatile with his dagger.

[Captain2]

Sir Rhosis - a knight out too many

[EDDIE51]

All the knights came to Camelot for a meeting
From the West Sir Hector rode
From the South Sir Hubert rode
From the East Sir Launcelot rode
And From the North Sir Culer rode !

[marval]

Sir Loin - A knight who likes steak

[Captain2]

Sir Rendipity - a peaceful knight

[marval]

sir occo - always lifts up clouds of dust or sand when he rides

[EDDIE51]

Marvel your joke about a knight who likes steak is not far off the story of the name
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/4451935.stm
King James 1st was supposed to have knighted a joint of beef as it was so tasty ! He touched it with his sword and said 'Arise Sir Loin'

[Patsy33]

Sir Vical, Has a neck like a womb-le

[marval]

That is interesting, thank you Eddie

[zabado]

Once a king always a king, but once a knights enough.

[Tilly2]

Sir Vile.....a right creep!

[Old_Geezer]

I think I am a reincarnation of Sir Duction (of the innocent). I was quite popular at the time; for a while.

[Tilly2]

Sir Lee........a churlish fellow

[Tilly2]

Sir Cumnavigate - he goes round in circles

[Patsy33]

Sir Call, a round sort of fellow..

[marval]

Sir En - a knight who sends out warnings

[Tilly2]

Sir Que du Soleil - a proper show off.

[1ozzy]

Sir Render, bearer of the white flag.

[Tilly2]

Sir Spender- he holds things up.