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The Things Our Darling Little Ones Say
JACK (3) was watching his mum breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked:
"Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (5) asked her Gran how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six"
STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his mum goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (4) had earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it is me?"
SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "it makes my teeth cough."
DANI (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JOHN (4) watched his mum getting dressed. When he saw her G-string, he asked: "Mum, why don't your panties have a bum?"
TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mum knew.
Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked: Why doesn't your skin fit your face?
"Mum why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (5) asked her Gran how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.
Mine say five to six"
STEVEN (3) hugged and kissed his mum goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (4) had earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle.
Seeing her frustration, her mum explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it is me?"
SUSAN (4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "it makes my teeth cough."
DANI (4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what will happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JOHN (4) watched his mum getting dressed. When he saw her G-string, he asked: "Mum, why don't your panties have a bum?"
TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mum knew.
Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked: Why doesn't your skin fit your face?
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we were having a beach picnic and unbeknown to me i'd dropped a piece of a ritz until my little grandson said rather loudly "nan you have a cracker between your legs " the people around us fell about xx
08:15 Thu 06th Apr 2017
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