Very Embarrassing And Worrying Situation, Sqad Old Boy Are You Out There?

[Rango]

Sqad (Or anyone else) I've had to deactivate my old account and start afresh as my partner sometimes looks in.

Well as I've said me and missus have too many arguments and i keep getting kicked out so the end is nigh and like i told her from the beginning if she ever chucks me out and dumps me then then I'm a free man single man who loves the females and will do what I want to, and if I dump her, the same.

Okay when I've been single and thrown out the marital home I've sought solace in a another woman, a prostitute, but not your street walker type, but she's an excessively beautiful and exotic lady who is mature, beautiful, dark seductive eyes, white teeth and smile that lights up the room, the body of venus who is very "wordly" and just our type if you know what I mean and she's from a very secluded village that I've never heard of deep in the amazon jungle and is a professional that works in a high profile place of business.

Now to the crux of the matter, I've caught gonorrhea and chlamydia a few months ago and the only woman I was sleeping with was her, she swore that she had not slept with anyone else since she met me which I believed so I was prescribed ceftriaxone and then cefixime when it wouldn't budge which eventually shifted it.


I then recently contracted a very aggressive case of type 1 genital herpes (HSV 1) and once again she plead "virginity" whilst she has been with me which I've managed with acyclovir (Zovirax), valacyclovir (Valtrex), famciclovir (Famvir), and topical acyclovir,penciclovir (Denavir) then very recently I caught an std which caused my member to weep fluids, then dry out, I then had to go to the hospital who then had to remove my foreskin as it had necrosis and had turned black.

The hospital has never seen anything like this and have done numerous tests and have no idea what I might have also she has came back recently from the amazon but is adamant that she hasn't slept with anyone.

I know many will say why do I keep going back to her but I'm just an old fool in love. So sqad what do think that I have? the symptoms are as above.

[anneasquith]

" my member " ?

[Mamyalynne]

Member

Def

archaic
a part of the body, especially a limb.
used euphemistically to refer to the penis.
noun: male member; plural noun: male members

[237SJ]

Yet another weekend troll.

[Smowball]

Seriously??

[Toorak]

Probably another banned 'member'

[anneasquith]

Penis is not exactly difficult to say/write!!

[Rango]

Thanks mamya ;)
I didn't want to offend anyone witht he usual terms ;)

Toorak and 237, hardly, we know each other very well in my ex name, I'm going sleep now so no trolling from me, i just need sqad or someone to help me without spreading gossip, rumours and mass hysteria as usual. Good evening!

[Rango]

Aah I see annea, I keep getting tripped up by the swear filter swapping normal words for idiotic terms and making the op make no sense and I thought penis was one of the "dodgy words"

Have a good evening ladies.

[Mamyalynne]

It used to be , which is crazy but is clear to use the word now.

[Cloverjo]

Rango, if your partner looks in on AB sometimes, do you not think she might recognise the situation you're describing?

[Smowball]

And you think Sqad will help how??? Don't think he's that familiar with foreskin necrosis!!

[Rango]

Cloverjoe could you please report your answer to be deleted or can any mods delete her post and then this one.

Smow, that has already been dealt with, I'm asking sqad about my current medical situation.

[bunkmoreland]

Oh dear,another attention seeking made up question.

[trt]

## Oh dear,another attention seeking made up question. ##

I think he/she has got his Amazons mixed up, shes probably a warehouse packer :-)

[Rango]

Can I remind you that this is a serious health question in b&s and not a childish thread in cb,

Thanks.

[NoMercy]

What does your wife have to say about your rotting penis?

[douglas9401]

One should be extra careful I matters sexual, especially when dallying with those from exotic rainforested areas.

Remember, it's a jungle out there.

[Berniecuddles2]

Oh Willie I'm sorry

[Sqad]

The good news?.your problem doesn't sound venereal (STD).
The bad news? I have no idea, but Herpes Simplex comes to mind based on the description of your prepuce.
That's my sum knowledge in a nutshell.

[Old_Geezer]

Surely Rango's more concerned about his own nutshell ?