Breaking News – Exclusive To All Media Outlets

[Hymie]

Young man and woman in long term relationship announce their engagement.

Expect this to be front cover story on all tomorrow’s dailies – all with more pics on pages 1,2,3,4,5,6 7,8, and on to 97.

[fiction-factory]

If it keeps I'm a Celeb of the front pages of some papers it's a good thing. I did feel the BBC news coverage at 6pm was overkill

[jno]

you're jealous because your own wedding didn't even make the front page? That's terrible discrimination.

[Mamyalynne]

You're a bit late, has your clock stopped?

[ummmm]

I waiting for someone to post something like this.

[andy-hughes]

Channel 4 News went to ridiculous lengths to make Ms Markle's mixed race a statement of modernity and political correctness, which it is not, instead of ignoring it for the simple accident of birth that it actually is.

The gave airtime to the utterly unfunny comedian Gina Yashire who doesn't need a microphone to be heard from America, but that did not prevent her from opining the views of a nation that would probably have whistled up one of its home-grown comedians if asked

[douglas9401]

The fragrant Ms Bruce is certainly more suited to a summer day at a stately home than the harsh glare of the newsgatherers camera.

[-Talbot-]

piri piri chicken ... a particular favourite.

[Jackdaw33]

Ms Bruce?

[douglas9401]

Gina's contracted to Channel 4, her mother's Nigerian y'know.

Now, nobody's been ungallant enough to mention Meg's slight squint so I guess it has to be me.

[anneasquith]

Well its keeping brexit off the front page,

[douglas9401]

Fiona Bruce, Jackdaw, front and centre as a nation cheers.

[andy-hughes]

Douglas - // Now, nobody's been ungallant enough to mention Meg's slight squint so I guess it has to be me. //

I can't say I've noticed, but then, to notice, I'd have to get past her eyes, her gorgeous skin, her toned arms and legs, her amazing walk, her lustrous hair, her dazzling smile, her sexy voice, her perfect teeth, and her general all-round gorgeousness, which I appreciated on Suits since Episode One, never mind these Johnny-come-latelies who notice now that she's hooked up with Harry, that lucky lucky man.

[campbellking]

Surely you missed the glossy pull-out ...

[DTCwordfan]

"Earthquakes in California...Did the San Andreas move for you, Meghan?"

[Prudie]

^ outrageous :-)

[mikey4444]

Megan certainly does have lovely teeth.

[douglas9401]

I suppose I saw that coming.

[Jackdaw33]

I'm still laughing at the confusion between Markle and Merkel.