Douglas, he enrages you but a fat lot of good your rage will do – or Eddie’s stupid, puerile elation at the prospect of a British ‘Bum-fest’ – or Mikey’s constant attempts to stick the boot in – even if he has to manufacture his claims to do it. The fact is Trump is the elected president of the USA, arguably the most powerful nation on earth and regardless of what you, Eddie, Mikey, or anyone else thinks, that office – and the country it represents - should be afforded the respect it warrants. This constant witch hunt – his hair, his wife, his words .. .whatever ….says far more about the hunters than the hunted. The man is on our side – and if push ever comes to shove we would be utterly stupid to reject his support - but the world is on what appears to be an unstoppable, irrational, roll! Someone here, quite bizarrely, suggested yesterday that if the videos he re-tweeted turn out to be fake he should apologise - but to whom? IS, Boko Haram, al-Qaeda? Who? I’ve never in my life said For Funks Sake – but on this occasion I will. Count me out!