Three Nuns Arrived At The Pearly Gates!

[Voltage]

Three nuns arrived at the Pearly Gates and each was asked a
question before they were allowed to enter. The first nun was
asked to name the first man.
“Adam,” she replied, and the gates opened for her.
The second nun was asked to name the first woman.
“Eve,” she replied, and again the gates opened.
Then a question was put to the third nun.
“What were the first words that Eve said to Adam?”
“Gosh! That is a hard one,” she replied, and once more the
gates opened for her to go inside.

[Gherkins]

Ah... A joke about the Sisters for Christian Community. We shall have 'nun' of that.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[Old_Geezer]

Three nuns arrived at the Pearly Gates and St. Peter says, "Sorry but I gave up smoking for Lent !"

[Khandro]

They were then followed in the queue by 3 lovely Tennessee southern belles, the first was asked how she came to be there, she answered "The big C", St Peter said, "Oh, cancer, we get lots of those, come in", the second said, "The big H", and St, Peter said, "Heart failure, what a shame, we get lots of those too, come in". The third one said "The big S", he said what's that?" and she said "syphilis", he said, "but that's not fatal"
She said, "It is if you give it to Leroy!"

[queencharlotte]

The Pope, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Head of the Eastern Orthodox church arrive together at the Pearly Gates.    Out comes Osama Bin Laden and says "I told you so"