Sad News..

[Voltage]

Sad news..

At the Nestle factory today a member of staff was seriously injured when a pallet of chocolate fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered.

[mallyh]

lol x
what has a hazelnut in every bite .........squirrels s@@@

[Hopkirk]

Were there no Heroes there?

[Bazile]

All sing along now

[Hopkirk]

He was caught twix the pallet and the floor.

[Bazile]

Everyone brought him roses when they visited him in hospital

[Hopkirk]

Rather dark humour.

[Arksided]

No Smarties about then.

[Shaglene]

Did Fry's Five Boys help............

[albaqwerty]

The surgeon gave up trying to straighten his curlywurly.

[Hopkirk]

Volty, your humour is Quality. Streets ahead of the rest.

[Patsy33]

I bet he has a soft centre!

[Voltage]

hopkirk lol ...spread the word i need help!

[Voltage]

his wife done his laundry that night and said " you better take that finger of fudge back i just found in your pants"

[Hopkirk]

Ugh, I take it back.

[Voltage]

sorry hopkirk...should i log off

[marval]

He will be there a long time, all the others have gone on a picnic.

[Fanriffic]

Going off Topic here with these answers.

[vulcan42]

He would have been rescued quicker but all his mates were watching the marathon.