Educating Pixie!

[gness]

Pixie....there is no such thing as a normal bra....bras are not normal.....they are instruments of torture......titillation.......training.

Torture....If you wear a bra you just have to put up with the torture...but...how many women have perfected the art of getting a bra off on the way to the front door at the end of the evening...and breathing a huge sigh of relief......ping the back and down the sleeves......three seconds tops.......just leave the thing at home....

Titillation.....nope....can't do that one....maybe Sqad can but I have always found a more comfortable way to titillate....

Training....not sure if training is the correct word....but TTT fitted and rang a bell.....it's more about chaps learning to ping bra clips quickly with one hand and not making a scrunched up, agonised face at the same time.....

Which brings me back to bralets......comfy, pretty bralets.......and it's so much more fun to let the poor chap scrabble around.....trying to look romantic as he searches for clips that aren't there....... :-)

[Islay]

Unfortunately bralets are awful if you are big chested and no longer young!
I can take my bra off whilst driving - used to take it off in the office garage until I found out the security guards had cottoned on to this and used to turn the cameras towards my car at home time!!

[pixie374]

Ah! I actually agree- bras can be quite vicious at times... you saw my suggestion for your challenge then? :-).
I might have a go- the bracelets didn't work anyway :-) xx

[-SharonA-]

I am wearing a lot of bralets out here. Well actually they're sports bras as the bralets don't come in a choice of colours. Mine are on display, teamed with shorts.

[kvalidir]

I always wear bralets (I'm a buxom lass 38DD / E) unless I'm going out anywhere I have to look nice. I swear by em.

[gness]

I have had sports bras for some time....but have discovered really pretty and interesting bralets....and I have patterns to make my own which really is bliss....I have fun with those....

Just as well you weren't in the office garage with Islay...Pixie....that would have been interesting viewing....Islay stripping and you with your bracelets..... :-)

[gness]

Hi, Kval.....I think you're back from your trip...hope it went well.x

[Islay]

lol
I cannot wait for my boob job - so looking forward to going without a bra and not stepping on my nipples!

[Islay]

Kval 38J they don't do them my size

[pixie374]

I might give them a go... I'm not going to garotte myself trying to take them off?

[gness]

I think, Islay but could be mistaken that MrsO invented some earrings that attached to the nipples to lift sagging boobs......quite a few of us were interested.... ;-)

[Islay]

ouch!

[kvalidir]

Yes got back yesterday thanks Gness :) Workwise meetings went very well, looks like I might be in the running for something really succulent next year or possibly a guest spot on the thing we were originally discussing this year ( both of which would be fab). Personally things went rather too well so had to make some decisions I wish I hadn't, and I'm probably stupid for doing so, but luck favours the brave as they say ( or catastrophically stupid in my case), and I loved the country although it rained more than it does here weirdly.

[gness]

No, Pixie.....all you do is learn to roll it down slowly and seductively.....twirl it around your finger and let it go.....to land usually on top of the wardrobe.... ;-)

[pixie374]

Glad it went well, kval. Are you going to let us know nearer the time? Xx

[pixie374]

Roll it all the way down to the floor? What if I can't stand up again? Or trip over it? I'll need a practice run :-)

[gness]

I'm sure you'll make good decisions, Kval....but even more importantly.....grasp opportunities.......I doubt you'll ever say....if only I had..........I wish I had......x

[gness]

Pixie.......you will be able, with practise, to roll to your bum and then hip and knee wriggle it down from there.....if you really put your mind to it you can, eventually, get it onto the top of the wardrobe with your big toe......took me a while to master that..... ;-)

[pixie374]

Right :-)... is on top of the lampshade acceptable? Xx

[dunnitall]

Ok..I know I will get slated! How can you discuss intimate things on here? Does it matter? It's personal! For gawd sake...,accept we are women.... You accept or not. What The Funicular.... IMO this is what's wrong with today's society. Nothing is sacred. Oh well life online.... Each to his own. Just saying... Just wish women would *** and get on with their lives....

[kvalidir]

I'll be posting on my social media about it nearer the time Pixie, I can't post on here because it would make things very awkward if I said what and when but yeah I'll let you know, assuming any of it actually happens, anything can change in five minutes until everything is signed etc, I'm always pessimistic.
I'm trying to avoid living a life of regrets at what I could have done Gness, but I'm actually scaring myself this time lol :)