ucpi isnt working - that's why !
"what ucpi den?" I hear you ask - undercover police inquiry - the inquiry isnt working. - two years in and five to go....
to give you a leedol flavverrr..... Justice Easily-Led has declared that he cannot confirm or deny that any of the people who fathered babies on left wing firebrands were policemen
Laughable - so what is he inquiring about ?
well a whole load of left wing firebrands found that the absent fathers who abandoned them with children to bring up twenty years , were .... um .... policemen
Some have successfully sued their employers - such as Chief Constable Dick-Zipped-Up for twenty years' maintenance - police defence was - "nuffing to do wiv me guv - that isnt part of their duties." The defence failed
This wouldnt have happened if the police ( oops no! ) were happily married said Mitting J last week to squawks of dismay at his naivete
The NCA chair ( surely that should be the Nookie-chair? or chief of Nookie) tweeted yesterday:
"This sector is highly regulated, and doing valuable work against terrorism....."
er - - - doesnt seem like it
does it?
Get nookie on the job by applying to be a policeman .....
and then unbelievably - the chair of Nookie continued
"and when the company (Lush) is broken into and robbed dont expect us to come running"
um - we don't .....
If you look at the Mick Herne reports - the dept involved was NOT regulated or monitored, resisted reform in 2005, and further resisted in 2009
so they closed the whole thing down and put them on traffic duty. 2010
They also required them to destroy all their records - it was so secret you see.
When all this blew up two years ago - someone volunteered: " yeah being told to destroy records was always very odd .... so I kept a hard drive. here it is...."
what ucpi den I hear someone say .....