Fabulous Feuds And Quotes Thereof

[kvalidir]

I was just chatting to my man on the phone and we got talking about Joan Crawford ( random I know, and not exactly romantic but oh well) and he told me that apparently when Davis was the only one nominated for an Oscar for the film 'Whatever happened to Bay Jane', Joan Crawford was furious and contrived to steal her limelight none the less by accepting Anne Bancroft's Oscar for her. Bette Davis was incandescent, and at the after party ordered a tumbler full of Scotch for Joan Crawford. Someone told her that was no good because Joan Crawford drank vodka she famously said ' I don't give a 5 hit what she drinks this is going in her fecking face'.

What are you favourite insulting quotes? Churchill had a few good ones x

[-Talbot-]

I was just chatting to my man on the phone and we got talking about Joan Crawford


It'll never last.

[kvalidir]

Well we got talking about *** fights actually and how a row between me and someone else would end up like Joan Crawford and Bette Davis, then it moved naturally on. It'll probably do better than the one who liked Musical Threatre :)

[Buenchico]

Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill: "If I were your wife I would put poison in your coffee".

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I would drink it".


"He doesn’t dye his hair - he’s just prematurely orange" - Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan.


“Gerry Ford is so dumb he can’t fart and chew gum at the same time” - President Lyndon B. Johnson on President Gerald Ford.

[-Talbot-]

I've always liked


Out of millions of sperm...how the *** did you win?

[kvalidir]

^^ True I wonder that myself actually^^

I also like that when Julia Roberts called Nick Nolte 'disgusting' he replied with 'It's not nice to call someone 'disgusting' but she's not a nice person, everyone knows that'.-
She apparently isn't she was nicknamed 'Tinkerhell' on the Peter Pan film because she was such a pain.

[-Talbot-]

"He cannot kick with his left foot, he cannot head a ball, he cannot tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that, he's all right."


Best on Beckham.

[kvalidir]

Ouch :/

"Never hurt anyone's feelings unintentionally." - Oscar Wilde

[Calibax]

“I've had a wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
― Groucho Marx

[kvalidir]

I love Groucho Marx :)

He allegedly once ran his hand over Mark Connelly's (1920's critic) bald head and said- "Feels just like my wife's bare behind" He reached up and ran his hand over and said "Why so it does!"

[wiltsman]

Sometimes being old is used as an insult, which is bizarre because, if you're lucky, that's literally going to happen to you.

It's a strange thing to gloat about: being born recently.

Ricky Gervais

[-Talbot-]

I like W. C. Fields

I think he must be a favourite of a lot of ABers



If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with ***.

[-Talbot-]

Bull manure

[kvalidir]

I like Ricky Gervais and W C fields, both witty as hell.

America is the only nation in history which miraculously has gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilization. - Georges Clemenceau

[Barmaid]

Can't remember whether it was Bessie Braddock or lady Astor to Churchill but it went something like:-

Sir you are drunk

Madam you are ugly but I shall be sober I the morning.

But my person so favourite was zsa zsa gabor "how many husbands have you had?"

"Are you talking about my own or other people's". Not really a feud but still a great quote.

[kvalidir]

Oh I love Zsa Zsa Gabor,, she was hilarious. It seems to be people of a certain generation who were wittily ***, I can't find any really good recent ones.

Interviewer: Dame Barbara: do you think the class system has broken down?

Barbara Cartland: Of course it has my dear. Otherwise, how could I be sitting here talking to a person such as yourself.

[margarettom]

During a long running feud between author Clare Boothe Luce and Dorothy Parker, Mrs Luce held the door open for Mrs Parker and said ' Age before beauty.'
Mrs Parker walked through and said ' Pearls before swine.'

[Calibax]

When Jean Harlow attended a party given by Margot Asquith, the movie star presumptuously referred to the hostess by her first name, and she repeatedly mispronounced it as “Margott”. Eventually, Asquith responded , "No, no, Jean. The 't' is silent, as in Harlow".

[kvalidir]

Ohhhh Dorothy Parker, she was amazing, so many good

[kvalidir]

oooh it prematurely posted :/

I was going to add this of Dorothy Parkers.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

A: You can't hear an enzyme.”
― Dorothy Parker

[kvalidir]

Margot Asquith was a sharp tongued one including this:-

'He is a modest little man, with much to be modest about!'