It is a nice fantasy, but unfortunately not likely. There is great competition for a job at Boots, unlike being leader of the Conservative Party, which no one wanted to challenge the Maybot for.
Hardly surprising. Dexeu’s midnight ruiners were plainly not fit for purpose so she’s taken control. One of those instances where although one is one really sympathetic to the cause one can see exactly why it’s happening. And Raab may actually prove competent.