Good News All-Round?

[Khandro]

The front page of this morning's Express seems to be overflowing with good tidings; Trump-May trade talks, huge gas deposits discovered in UK waters, EU in a panic, it goes on ...
https://www.express.co.uk/

[rowanwitch]

Don't forget the Indian Summer with lovely weather heading our way.

[Old_Geezer]

Well that can't arrive soon enough. Brrr...

[Peter Pedant]

great - is any of it true ?

Trump as good news - jesus - can you imagine Trump endorsing the appointment of the Lord Chancellor or London Supreme court judge: "he gropes like the rest of us - whaddya want else in a judge? You Brits!"

[douglas9401]

No update on Diana though, they're slipping.

[Peter Pedant]

sorry Indian summer cant be preceded by a cold spell ( official )

The phrase does not hail from our glorious victorian imperial past in er India
but that the Plains Indians ( yup in Amerikee) enjoyed a long hot dry period Aug Sept....( whilst the whites were shooting them up starving raping and the usual - killing little babies like they did in Viet)

warm autumn interval - not sort of rousing, is it?

[-Talbot-]

The bad news though... The average family is going to be 900 pounds a week less we'll off after Brexit

[Peter Pedant]

that 's not news
that should have been available to people before they voted ( and made impoverished prats of themselves )

In 2000 in Thpain - Angel ( that;s An-hell) mused that in zee old days wizz Franco they were happy with their onions and bicycles
( yeah OK ooby but he meant happy, no really this occurred)
and I whined " An-hell democrath - thee- a "
and god he really let me have it with both barrels .....

[Khandro]

//The average family is going to be 900 pounds a week less we'll off after Brexit//

It's the way he tells 'em, - you just gotta laugh!

[ichkeria]

Princess Di and Madeline McCann found safe and well on the moon. (The bit where Di’s converted to Islam admittedly not mentioned)

[Peter Pedant]

Now THAT is why the Duke of Edinburgh and MI5 tried to kill her !
and they said at the time that they didnt want her to marry a greasy Levantine.....
I did wonder - you can never trust a Mandarin

[mushroom25]

//Madeline McCann found safe and well //
and basil brush is in custody for her kidnap.....