It does bring to mind the apocryphal story of a passenger who makes loud protest at being seated next a Hasidic Jew. The cabin crew visit the cockpit, and then speak to the two passengers - "The captain has apologised for this disgraceful circumstance, and has offered you an upgrade to First Class free of charge." The angry passenger makes to move to the front of the plane and is advised that it is actually the Jewish passenger who is being re-located. "There must be some mistake!" blusters the bigot. "Oh no sir," says the cabin crew member smiling sweetly, "Captain Cohen doesn't make mistakes like that."