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> Does it get better than this? Yes: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44728507
11:46 Fri 14th Dec 2018
I'd say he got what he deserved,though the sentence was a bit light
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"Police had been chasing John for a string of unrelated offences over the previous seven months, including an unprovoked assault on a man waiting at traffic lights, an alcohol-fuelled attack at a convenience store, and assaults on a Wellington City Council community safety officer and a night shelter resident who refused to hand over cigarettes"

Seems the guy is just trouble! So i agree... Sentence him longer! Breaking and entering to a zoo is OTT
What an absolute tool :/
I'd call it karma. The monkeys got him for what he's done to humans ;)
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true! I feel bad for the monkeys, apparently it stressed them out.. Squirrel monkeys are timid primates
they don't sound all that timid.

Just as well he didn't try the tiger cage.
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The Tiger enclosure would probably have secured him a place on the Darwin Awards.
no, what a turnip...
Idiot. Go monkeys.
This is a terrible thing to have happened. I hope the monkeys weren't too stressed, and are making a good recovery.
> Does it get better than this?

Yes:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-44728507
Poor creatures, glad he's now on the other side of the bars.
Got his just deserts.

Sounds like he is pond life anyway, pity the sentence wasn't a bit more.
Yes indeed...

Ellipsis gruesome but what a result for the rhinos'
Giving lions a taste of human may not be the bonus one might initially think it is.
Go monkeys, go lions and go whitetail deer !
A monkey tried to rob me once. Strong little effers!!

(this was on the Rock of Gibraltar, not me breaking into a zoo)
I tried to steal an armadillo when I was drunk.
Woke up with an awful tatou.

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