Yes we are going to need those 3500 troops to fill in the gaps.
If there are a shortage of actors, stick a couple of squaddies on the stage. They can also make up any shortage of window dressers, drive the ice cream vans, and get into the operating theatres and do a few operations with their bayonets.
If they can write, they could issue prescriptions, and pull teeth.
This is limited only by our imagination.
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