Haha Found this little ditty on a different media site. :))
'Won't you join our Common Market ' said the spider to the fly,
'It really is a winner and the cost is not too high,
I know De Gaulle said 'Non', but he hadn't got a clue,
We want you in, my friends, because we have plans for you,
You'll have to pay a little more than us, but only just for now.
As Herr Kohl said, and I agree, we need a new milch cow,
It's just a continental term, believe me, mon ami,
Like 'Vive la France' or 'Mad Anglais' or even EEC,
As to the rules, don't worry friend, there's really but a few,
You'll find that we ignore them, but they'll all apply to you.
Give and share between us, that's what it's about,
You do the giving, and we all share it out.
It's very British, is it not, to help a friend in need?
You've done it twice in two world wars, a fact we must concede,
So climb aboard the Market train, don't sit there on the side,
Your Brussels friends welcome you, to take you for a ride.. '
Pretty Polly.