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Round The Bend
My partner is always driving me round the bend. One day he will learn how to use roundabouts properly.
I just drank some wkd with ice in it. It was wicked.
I’ve recently been buying loads of umbrellas and water-proof jackets. I am going to save them for a rainy day.
My job interview didn’t go very well. They asked “What will you be bringing to this job?” I don’t think “My briefcase” was the answer they were looking for.
My father dedicated his life to get rid of annoying churches in neighbourhoods across the world. He won a No Bell peace prize.
I have just been to Greenwich in London. I had a mean time.
I was sitting among a tribe of cannibals when one handed me a plate full of human digits. It was a finger buffet.
My dog is getting slow in his old age. He has just brought me yesterday’s newspaper.
I am a director and I am looking for someone to act as a bee for a new film. If anyone is interested, give me a buzz.
My friend has just been fined one thousand pounds for repeatedly ignoring warnings from the council about noise pollution. He thinks it is unfair but to be honest, I think it was a sound conviction.
I just drank some wkd with ice in it. It was wicked.
I’ve recently been buying loads of umbrellas and water-proof jackets. I am going to save them for a rainy day.
My job interview didn’t go very well. They asked “What will you be bringing to this job?” I don’t think “My briefcase” was the answer they were looking for.
My father dedicated his life to get rid of annoying churches in neighbourhoods across the world. He won a No Bell peace prize.
I have just been to Greenwich in London. I had a mean time.
I was sitting among a tribe of cannibals when one handed me a plate full of human digits. It was a finger buffet.
My dog is getting slow in his old age. He has just brought me yesterday’s newspaper.
I am a director and I am looking for someone to act as a bee for a new film. If anyone is interested, give me a buzz.
My friend has just been fined one thousand pounds for repeatedly ignoring warnings from the council about noise pollution. He thinks it is unfair but to be honest, I think it was a sound conviction.
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