His trial, if he decides to have one, has been set to be heard at the local KFC. The jury is to be chosen from the late night visitors from the kebab house in the adjoining alley(just behind the crack den). Legal aid has been granted to the defendant, and all other participants will be expected to finance their own transport, accommodation, and pay for use of the KFC "facilities" whilst in attendance. M&S LBGT sandwiches will be provided for the vegan and transitioning jury members, but hot drinks and meals will be off the menu in the name of elf and safety. Any sentence imposed will be subject to EUSSR rulings and a hostel in Sweden has been cleared and made empty in anticipation of the obviously misunderstood,
careless, unfortunate, and ultimately admirable McCann to be housed and educated at his own leisure. The costs for this exercise in EUSSR mind speak, will be tripled, doubled, and then have 3 X 000s added to the sum then presented to the British public with the time honoured sign that is causing so much consternation on a tandem thread.