Cobra Statement From The Pm.....

[10ClarionSt]

...and other clueless ministers.

The decisive and positive action that your govt has taken so far, has ensured that CV-19 has spread like wildfire. The decision to lockdown the country and force everyone to do absolutely nothing but dive under the blankets is one of our key strategies in protecting the NHS for the privileged and saving lives for the wealthy.
The decision to force people away from work and their regular lives is the first step on the road to creating a society that will be greatly appreciated by the upper classes, as this is the beginning of a society whereby subsistence and begging will become the norm, much to the advantage of us, the rich.
With this in mind, your govt has decided that the lockdown will continue at least until the end of December this year. At that time, we will review the situation to make sure enough people have reached the subsitence and poverty target. If that isn't the case, and people are still continuing to buy DVD's, alcohol, cigarettes and petrol and making inane videos at home, then we will have to extend the lockdown to the end of May 2021. This will also allow supermarket and shopping centre staff to continue behaving like camp guards.

We're all in this together, but some of us are going to do very nicely thank you, whilst the rest of the great unwashed will just become fodder for us, the wealthy, upper classes.
So, you've got to stay home and save the NHS for us to ensure you save our lives. And yours too, actually, because we'll need as many helpless, submissive beggars as possible to see us gentry through. You know it makes sense. Stay safe. :o)

[douglas9401]

Edgy. :-)

[naomi24]

//.... is one of our key strategies in protecting the NHS for the privileged and saving lives for the wealthy. //

You've lost me there 10CS. Could you explain how that works please?

[fiction-factory]

Welcome to ChatterBank the home of natter and nonsense on The AnswerBank.
It was more fun when you were obsessed with Alan Hansen and Blackpool Beach

[aelmpvw]

... or brexit

[fiction-factory]

Or dog lovers

[10ClarionSt]

Yes but that was true about Alan Hansen. Glasgow Magistrates Court, August, 1978. Pleaded guilty to outraging public decency. Indecent exposure to me and thee. Tell me it aint so!

[10ClarionSt]

I love this website! I really do. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. :o)

[Zacs-Master]

One big flaw.......
Mass poverty = Govt is voted out.

Less of the 2nd year Politics student at London Met Uni crap, eh 10cs.

[naomi24]

This is just another load of cobras.

Did you hook it from Facebook, 10CS?

[ToraToraTora]

Have you spent your entire life with a 4x2 on your shoulder 10cs!

[douglas9401]

Uhoh, the king of 'cobras' awakens. :-)

[dannyk13]

For 10 C S read 10 cr-p statements.

[aelmpvw]

//shopping centre staff to continue behaving like camp guards//
if that was a homophobic comment it should be removed

[ToraToraTora]

10cs, is it not the regular claim of the left that the "gentry" obtain and maintain their wealth on the backs of the poor? If so then the entire premise of your OP rant is flawed, why would the "gentry" etc want to effect what keeps them as "gentry"? Back to the lefty play book 10cs that ones clearly faulty!

[royfromaus]

What The Funicular

[Zacs-Master]

It’s like an inclined railway type thing with a garden shed on top.

[royfromaus]

Don't give up your day job....oh wait.

[Jordyboy9]

A nasty shower of would be comedians,
Only not funny
Sniping shower of baddies for want of a better adjective,
If you don’t agree with 10 clarionstreet argue debate or ignore,no need for such smart ass replies,especially you digger you are getting worse by the day,shame on you all,

[fiction-factory]

Morning Jordy. "Welcome to ChatterBank the home of natter and nonsense on The AnswerBank." If someone posts nonsense in CH it's sort of inviting those if us that 10CS likes to reel in. Everyone's a winner

[fiction-factory]

^CB not CH