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retrocop | 12:51 Sat 18th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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Two Irishmen looking through a mail order catalogue.
Paddy says "Look at these gorgeous women! The prices are reasonable too."
Mick agrees "I'm ordering one right now"
3 weeks later Paddy says to Mick "Has your woman turned up yet?"
"No" said Mick "but it shouldn't be long now, - her clothes arrived yesterday!




It was hard getting over my addiction to the Hokey Cokey. But I’ve turned myself around and that’s what it’s all about......




Yorkshire Pudding speak





A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
"Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Ney, I've browt it wiv us!"





The Yorkshireman's dog then dies, and as a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember
the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "I want it chewin' a bone like t'other dogs, yer daft ***!"




Last but not least.....





Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell *** cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"
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reet good jokes x
You can always tell a Yorkshireman ... mind you, you can’t tell him much ...
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made me chucklebut a shame about the filters which kind of spoil them a bit.
A few rib-ticklers there, retro, particularly the first :-)
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Lol..Love 'em!

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