Well Well.

[teacake44]

What a absolute shambles this government has made of handling this virus, right from the word go, to slow to catch a cold they say. The death rate rocketing, and way out of control, and still counting. And surprise surprise, as I predicted last week, ( right again) a hint from Raab today, they have a distribution problem with the testing, in other words forget the 100.000 tests per day. Well I never who would have guessed it. How much more bull **** to come, who knows.

[MartinMillar]

In other news Wetherspoons plan to reopen in or around June

[Vagus]

Roast chicken, salad, coleslaw and new potatoes.
Hope you don’t get heartburn.

[fiction-factory]

How much more bull **** to come, who knows. It depends when you take a break.
I'll post once because I know I'm wasting my time. The distribution problem was in relation to getting to many thousand different care homes.
Death rate isn't rocketing either.

[Vagus]

Asda, Costco and Sainsbury’s this week, taking our lives in our hands...but worth it.

[tiggerblue10]

I imagine logistical nightmares play a huge part in the government's efforts to meet demand.

[sherrardk]

It must be being so cheerful that keeps you going.

[vulcan42]

\\ How much more bull **** to come, who knows.//
We don't know, it depends how often you post.

[douglas9401]

If only there were companies who specialised in delivering packages, small and large, to any address in the UK and who had the wherewithall and skills to draft in temps with vans to deal with a backlog of deliveries.
Even if there were such organisations how would one contact them given that the postage stamp, telephone and internet have yet to be invented, apparently.

[woofgang]

I am drinking PX sherry, its yummy

[Vagus]

The Repair Shop is a very feelgood programme, it’s on at the moment, maybe take a look? Make you feel good??

[Vagus]

Pedro Ximenez? Have you tried it over ice cream?

[Bobbisox1]

Grey goose here, decided on this rather than wine, mmmm

[Deskdiary]

Teacake - you're often claiming to be right "(right again)", and therefore given you're undoubted brilliant and faultless foresight, you should offer your services to the Government - it's abundantly clear to everybody on this site that you'd do a far superior job.

[Milo2]

A broken record comes to mind.

[teacake44]

20.17 I wouldn't have to try very hard to do a lot better.

[Bobbisox1]

Pmsl, I’ve been called worse, try a bit harder , you’re truly mad, totally insane :0)

[teacake44]

Is it just a rumour that Boris is having time off to rock the baby, when we have the biggest national crisis ever. Please tell me it isn't true.

[alavahalf]

it isn't true