"These protests have got right on my tits; we’ve been constantly preached to about the need to social distance and not meet in groups, and then these cretins congregate in their 000s. You only need half a dozen or so to pass it on to another half or dozen or so who in turn will pass it on and so on, and it will be as though the last ten weeks was pointless. In the meantime, it’s considered too much of a risk for me to visit my local pub."
Oh poor you poor little desk diary, getting upset about some protests aweee pooor you, you poor thing.
I wonder how those feel about being murdered for their skin colour on a cold pavement.
But awh you poor thing you. Protesters gettin on yer tits? Awww.