If Corbyn Had Won - Then What?

[Theland]

Imagine if Corbyn had won, yes imagine it!
Now imagine what he had done, doing, will do in power.
So join in the fun, and add to some of my thoughts :-

Recruit 20,000 policemen, but remove their powers of arrest.

Sell the crown jewels.

Abolish the House Of Lords, but create the Democratic Peoples Assembly For The Working Class.

Create the Democratic Peoples Other Assembly For International Relations.

Free bananas for pensioners with false teeth.

Not tax rises, but invitations to anybody earning more than £xxxxx to donate to the government to prove their citizenship.

Create a commission for the forgiveness of terrorists.

Outlaw the word, ''black from the imperialist, colonialist, capitalist English language.

Abolish public schools so we all get learned proper like together like wot the black history wants, and stop teaching racist mathematics.

[Bobbisox1]

Have a selective member of Hamas as Foreign Secretary ?

[Theland]

Good one! Hamas are cool!

[youngmafbog]

We would be up a certain creek with no paddle.

And a boat with a hole in it!

[Theland]

Rejoin the EUSSR and sell Kent to France.

[Theland]

Put at least twenty quid into educashin.

[Baldric]

We would not be UK based anymore

[Atheist]

If Tora had kept out of spoons. If Hitler had been reincarnated. If Theland had an open mind. All hypothetical scenarios and not really likely to raise any fruitful discussion; just an excuse for the usual 'banter' (i.e. insults) Anyway, we'll see.

[youngmafbog]

Interesting Atheist. You spectacularly fail to address the OP, instead making snide comments about two ABers then say have the audacity to bang on about 'insults'!

[EdmundD]

Tax the rich so heavily that they become the new poor.

[Togo]

We would all be squilllionaires and Covid would have been transformed into a life enhancing experience to be enjoyed and embraced. It would also have been granted equal opportunities with the Black Death.

[anneasquith]

He never did win, was never up for p.m doubt he even wanted the position. Why not ask the question ,What should Boris be doing now ?

[Bobbisox1]

^^^ why don't you start a thread then?

[ichkeria]

Why do I get the feeling some people secretly wish he had won?

[anneasquith]

It’s a mystery how he even became leader of the Labour Party. I think he actually was a kind thoughtful person, but never leader material.

[ichkeria]

Well, it was hardly a mystery. He was nominated to balance the candidates and no one at the time realised any old person could signup and vote him in.
He was a nailed on certainty to win more or less from that time

[Theland]

Ban atheism, worship the party!

[Mozz71]

If Labour had won, I'd still be laughing at Dominic Cummings now.

[Theland]

Who was Corbyns political advisor? Marx? Abbott? Butler? Lammy? Putin?

[CrapAtCryptics]

Deport anyone with an intellect of more than 50

[ichkeria]

Corbyn's chief adviser was Seumas Milne.
Unlikely to be Putin I think ...