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These bottom feeders need paying in their own coin. Breaching National security in interest of personal gain. Publish their names and addresses with photos. Undermining the firms that employ them by fair means or foul. Make life very difficult for them, legally of course.
15:40 Sat 05th Dec 2020
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.
Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer might let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer knows how to make it last even longer.
Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
// the screaming ! 00 man rights act I seem to recollect was a favourite - the wailing, the buffoonery! and now - its a treaty we have to abide by it.... very good sir//
I am a bad man for writing this
thinking it even
raise your eyes reader
a thread on Human RIghts labelled Criminal Rights - and all the thinkers that I wondered were lost - screaming and wailing the usual from yesteryear.
the cut and paste button lies shattered on many keyboards
why say anything new when what you said last year and the year before - often more than once - will wasily suffice
I am a bad man for writing this
thinking it even
raise your eyes reader
a thread on Human RIghts labelled Criminal Rights - and all the thinkers that I wondered were lost - screaming and wailing the usual from yesteryear.
the cut and paste button lies shattered on many keyboards
why say anything new when what you said last year and the year before - often more than once - will wasily suffice
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