Prince Charles

[fourteen85]

Prince Charles was driving around his mother’s estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp. He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic. Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a Genie appeared. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment, " said the Genie" As a reward I shall grant you one wish."

"Well, " said the Prince, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog." They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me..?" the Prince asked. The Genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. "This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like..?"
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana, " said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. "But now I love this woman called Camilla, " and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Camilla isn’t beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana..?" The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Let’s have another look at that dog"

[Spicerack]

testing...

[Spicerack]

Lol. Just checking it hadn't been removed. Disappeared off the board quick.

[Bbbananas]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. In Charles’ eyes Camilla was and has always been the most beautiful.
Yes... I KNOW it’s a joke...

[lady-janine]

Is that supposed to be funny?

[emmie]

not remotely, but some might find it so

[Bbbananas]

I too thought it was quite horrible LJ.
And Camilla probably wouldn’t give two hoots !!

[iluvmargie]

Well it made me chuckle!

[Spicerack]

Kinda knew a joke about wrinkly old women wouldn't go down a bomb on here. ;-)

[Sqad]

Its a joke, in the joke section.
Humour is subjective.
No I don't find it funny, well...just a bit LOL.

[emmie]

unlike wrinkly old men you mean

[Bbbananas]

Now - that is funny... :-)

[Bbbananas]

Squad... I bet you’re still chuckling into your complan

:-)

[stocksman]

Fourteen85, have you ever seen the Tower of London from the inside?

[fourteen85]

Yes actually but not for a while, maybe ill get another chance soon

[ludwigvan]

Brilliant joke,really tickled my funny bone.

[DTCwordfan]

It's as old as Prince Charles is.

For her wedding, Camilla bought new shoes that got tighter by the hour on the blessed day. Eventually they get back to their suite in W_Castle.

She flopped on the 'marital' bed and said, 'Charles, be a darling and take my shoes off, my feet are killing me.' Charles, ever dutiful, so does but struggles to get the shoe off her swollen feet.

"Harder, Charles, harder!'

"I'm trying, darling, but it's so bloody tight."

"Come on my Prince, give it all you've got!"

At last, the shoe comes free and Camilla moans "Oh God, that's so good." Charles - he just lets out a loud groan of satisfaction.

The Queen and PP are next door, the Queen turns to the Duck and says, "See, Philip, I told you. With a face like that, she had to be a virgin."

Meanwhile, next door, Charles starts on the other shoe. "God, Camilla, this is even tighter than the first one."

Prince Philip to the Queen, "Well, that's my boy, I'm pleased to find out that he's a Navy man."

[Peter Pedant]

krool
you are a bad person

[windywillow]

It made me chuckle.