Marry Carrie.

[gulliver1]

Johnson and Symonds to get married next july. Wonder how much that will cost the Tax payer.?

[ToraToraTora]

You the best man gully?

[bhg481]

I've heard rumours that they're going to get married but I didn't realise it's going to be a State Wedding; perhaps the queen is footing the bill.

[Sunk]

Other than the normal security detail any Prime Minister would expect, it will cost the tax payer absolutely nothing.
How much do you think it will cost, and what on ?

[gulliver1]

No doubt some members of his "Con Crony Club,"
will be involved in nice little earners .

[bhg481]

I think what's really worrying Gulli is that Keir Starmer will be invited and will use Labour Party funds to buy a present for the couple.

[emmie]

will Keir still be leader by then....

[ToraToraTora]

.....will Labour even exist by then? They are going down like a one legged man doing the okey cokey at the mo!

[emmie]

i think Labour need a new leader, Keir clearly isn't up to it. I don't think they will disappear as a party but they do need a major shake up.

[theshedman]

I think gulliver's mind can only concentrate on one thing at a time and he has been radicalised to that one thing being Boris. He has obviously got a problem with Boris and the Tories but refuses to say who he would like in place of them.

[emmie]

gulliver, who should be running the country?

[gulliver1]

09.44, Boris is your elected leader. but he ain't running the Country, his B.O.T.S is. Perhaps once she is married
and settled down to her household chores things might change.

[emmie]

best laugh ive had all day, gulliver.

[theshedman]

Still no answer from him then emmie.

[gulliver1]

When Carrie settles down to her chores , and someone shows her a mop , she will think it's her husband.

[emmie]

that's the second laugh - you'll have me in stitches soon..

[youngmafbog]

Someone should tell her, when a man marries his mistress a vacancy opens up!

[anneasquith]

11.48. This is very true:-(

[Paigntonian]

Very little.

[youngmafbog]

I wonder if they will be inviting the 'violinist' ?

[Sunk]

I don’t think the Wedding Present List will be on John Lewis.