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Gness, back in the day when Burnley Football Club were in the lower divisions, there were always plenty of empty seats at matches. Yet i always attracted the complete nut job to sit beside me. One occasion was a night match when a guy with a less than 6 month old sleeping baby in his arms came and sat beside me. Burnley scored, babe woke and screamed, guy stuck a bottle in it's mouth and gave me a look of resignation. "Got my dates mixed up," he explained. "Said i'd babysit tonight and forgot all about the match." Later, when they guy went to get himself some half time refreshment, i moved to another row of seats and kept my fingers crossed that he wouldn't find me.
Gness, back in the day when Burnley Football Club were in the lower divisions, there were always plenty of empty seats at matches. Yet i always attracted the complete nut job to sit beside me. One occasion was a night match when a guy with a less than 6 month old sleeping baby in his arms came and sat beside me. Burnley scored, babe woke and screamed, guy stuck a bottle in it's mouth and gave me a look of resignation. "Got my dates mixed up," he explained. "Said i'd babysit tonight and forgot all about the match." Later, when they guy went to get himself some half time refreshment, i moved to another row of seats and kept my fingers crossed that he wouldn't find me.