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Are You Having A Staff Xmas Bash?
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...we are Dec 17th, start at lunch, plastered by tea time straight for a ruby! What are you doing?
...we are Dec 17th, start at lunch, plastered by tea time straight for a ruby! What are you doing?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.We have just had one of ours 3T ... an afternoon in the Cottage Loaf Llandudno for "she who must be obeyed" and myself. She has been WFH for the duration so I treated her to an unwinder. We are having another in 10 days or so seeing as it went so well. No staff do for her as it has been seriously frowned upon by her employer, who has expressed a preference for all employees to resist meeting for a get together at Christmas. Veiled hints at requiring tests and clear results before being "allowed" onto premises that have been closed for 18 months nigh on. Most of these people are working from home btw.
I'm retired now, but used to love the office Christmas party, Probably the only thing I miss about working lol ! I'm having a Christmas lunch with a friend next week and on Christmas Day going out with two other friends to a local pub for our dinner. Pub has emailed me to say they are still doing dinner, and we're all looking forward to it. Bring it on !
There are 6 of us in my immediate team so going for lunch somewhere on the 17th. We usually meet up with loads of other colleagues but not this time.
I don't like being out in the evenings anymore so going back home to little Tigs. I'd rather be warm indoors in my PJs watching TV than out getting ****faced. Those days are long gone.
I don't like being out in the evenings anymore so going back home to little Tigs. I'd rather be warm indoors in my PJs watching TV than out getting ****faced. Those days are long gone.
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19.43 just a taste of pot and kettle sticky, you are good at giving it out.
Yet you had not posted on this thread and I had not mentioned you but you chose to single me out and be provocative ?
As I said I am honoured
I guess I am now your new fixation instead of Boris
Lucky me !
Enjoy your xmas party in whichever part of the uk you supposedly do not live in
19.43 just a taste of pot and kettle sticky, you are good at giving it out.
Yet you had not posted on this thread and I had not mentioned you but you chose to single me out and be provocative ?
As I said I am honoured
I guess I am now your new fixation instead of Boris
Lucky me !
Enjoy your xmas party in whichever part of the uk you supposedly do not live in
Can you imagine the Christmas party for our resident remainiacs and their like minded party poopers. You know how they need to be told what to do in every circumstance and require micromanagement ... preferably from a foreign Government, which has banned parties and Christmas. The invitations would be posted but most of them would ignore the envelope for a few days wondering if it was good news or an unexpected bill. The invitations would only give the place and time. What a conundrum it would give them. What should they wear? The sparkly frock with statement Doc Martins, or the Boiler suit with ballet slippers? Would a fascinator or a hard hat look best. Either way the average remainiac was turning up looking like a transitioning Fred Dibnah so as to emulate all the others Then how to get there? Bus, Taxi, or walk. Walking would probably be best then, so that if they changed their confused mind on the way, going home didn't involve asking the bus or taxi driver to take them back. On arrival they would stand in the middle of the room and without instructions on how to "mix" spend an hour or so wondering if they were being ignored or were instead ignoring everybody else. They would of course drink tap water throughout the "party" in the absence of guidelines on the merits of fruit juices, still or mineral beverages, and clear alcohol recommendation limit guides being announced every 5 minutes. The meal would be a presentation from the Friends of the Dirth Society with a short film showing the halal slaughter of sheep and cattle and the live plucking of an Ostrich wrongly identified as a Turkey. Processed, but nicely coloured and rehydrated, wood chippings and reclaimed cardboard in Kale stock followed by an upside down pudding. The "after dinner" pass the parcel game would have to be stopped to organise a committee meeting to issue instructions, when it became obvious that whilst some were busy unwrapping the parcel the others were equally busy wrapping it back up again. When it was finally plugged in after a health and safety meeting your average remainiac would be eager to take a turn on the karaoke machine and would give an excruciatingly mundane rendition of Should I Stay or Should I Go followed by Hello Goodbye. ♪♪ "You say yes, I say no, You say stop and I say go, go, go, Oh, no, You say goodbye and I say hello, Hello, hello, I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello. ♪♪
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