Yep - It Is A Whitewash

[Gromit]

No one, not even Boris Johnson is named in the report.

Total waste of time.

https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/1051374/Investigation_into_alleged_gatherings_on_government_premises_during_Covid_restrictions_-_Update.pdf

Give that woman a baronetcy.

[ichkeria]

In fairness she’s pretty hamstrung by not being able to be mention most of the events and the ones she does mention she takes a pretty dim view of

Within the terms of her remit it’s pretty scathing
She was never going to make statements like “he lied” etc
That wasn’t her job

[Gromit]

// The excessive consumption of alcohol is not appropriate in a professional workplace at any time. Steps must be taken to ensure that every government department has a clear and robust policy in place covering the consumption of alcohol in the workplace. //

[douglas9401]

Excellent, the cloying confection from earlier.

[Kardashev]

it is mercifully short anyway.

[ToraToraTora]

what were you expecting gromit? A firing squad?!

[douglas9401]

Sir Humphrey would be swirling his brandy contentedly and nodding.

[Togo]

Haha Bless. The trots, the beep, and EUSSR vassals didn't want an enquiry, they had already had that conducted by the beep. They wanted a kangaroo court like the Russian and Chinese ones that they so admire. It is but the culmination of a non stop campaign by the usual suspects to bring down a Government that has them sussed. Their time is up instead. Now scrap the licence fee and tell the frogs to hop it.

[Peter Pedant]

" a man who has debased the office of prime minister,...."

let's wait, lets wait.... and so on

[ichkeria]

Playing the “Jimmy Savile” card is pretty desperate.

And there was his predecessor wielding the knife too.
All of it’s pointless: it’s “wait for the police enquiry now”
The PM would not resign no matter what

Well played Mr Speaker …

[ynnafymmi]

Looks a bit like Salmondgate up here in Scotland.Bojo gets exonerated in a whitewash inquiry and up here in Scotland Wee Burney also got exonerated.Strange days in British politics nowadays.

[ichkeria]

The trouble is only starting now.

What Starmer and Blackford say is immaterial in a way.
Now come the Tory assassins - those are the ones that count

[Stickybottle]

Ian Blackford telling the Speaker how it is

Boris drags the office of PM even further through the mire

His party now need to do the necessary and get rid

He surely only has days left ?

[Peter Pedant]

12 out of the 16 referred to the Police
which only leaves four

terrible whie wash

[Peter Pedant]

no I think we understand the power of the MPs is nil and the only thing is to vote when we can

[ichkeria]

I’m not so sure.he’s like Mr Wobbly Man

No matter how much you push him down he keeps rolling back again.

Andrew Mitchell was one of his biggest supporters at one time mind you …

[Stickybottle]

I sense a flood of letters winging their way to the 1922 as we type

[-SharonA-]

Boris has no shame, all we get is sorry, sorry, sorry. How on earth is he still there!!??
Ian Blackford was good & Theresa May.

[Peter Pedant]

// I sense a flood of letters winging their way to the 1922 as we type//

oh ay hev written to the PM in Latin of course
venisti, ludisti nunc ii
( you came, you played, now GO!)

I also did a greek version - not so good
hlthes, epies, ouv elthe !

I imagine it will get referred to the Met as a terrorist threat

[youngmafbog]

The greased pig slips off again. Mind you he'd better watch out for call me Dave and his penchant for pigs!

This report is not surprise, and as for Dick its looks like paypack for another couple of years with her snout in the trough being more useless than ever.

However I think, for once, StickyB may have a good point. I am not sure that MPs' (well a fair few that haven't got their noses jammed up Johnsons backside) will accept this, and certainly the electorate wont.

[davebro]

I hate Blackford & the SNP at Westminster with a passion - damn 5th columnist savages.