Very Brave Men...................

[Shaglene]

1. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.

2. What's the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

3. Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

4. Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

5. If your dog is barking outside the back door and your wife is yelling outside at the front
door, who do you let in first.
The dog of course. He will shut up once you let him in.