And now, an exciting instalment for those who believe this invasion is having few or no consequences:
The government is spending £5m a day block booking hotel rooms to accommodate migrants. That’s £1.8 billion a year. Put in perspective, that’s enough to pay for about 45,000 nurses.
At Easter, the four-star Holiday Inn in Maidenhead, Berkshire, close to Britain’s most popular theme park, Legoland, is usually full of holidaymakers. Visitors rave about the spa and the swimming pool plus the fact that it’s a short hop to Windsor Castle, Ascot racecourse and the moorings of river Thames pleasure boats. But this weekend, it was closed to tourists, outraging Britons who were hoping to stay there. It is now the home of migrants who have sailed across the Channel. It suddenly closed to the public and even refunded local residents’ subscriptions to the gym on the site. On Thursday night, migrants were seen wandering in and out of the establishment, while some sat in the gardens. The building is ringed by security guards who said that ordinary visitors were no longer welcome as the Home Office had taken it over. The abrupt change has annoyed tourists. In one internet review, a would-be guest said: "I had a few days booked at Legoland with my children. Got a call today cancelling [the hotel] for no reason – now I know the reason.
Among other establishments whose guests suffered the same fate:
- Best Western’s Midland Hotel in Derby. Some guests with bookings there were not informed that their arrangements had been cancelled until they arrived and their journeys were wasted.
- The Grand Hotel in Eastbourne. Uniformed security guards at the entrance turn prospective guests away, saying the hotel is block booked by a ‘private organisation’.
- The Suites Hotel and Spa near Prescot, Merseyside, appears to have been split into two sections, one for migrants and one for paying guests and spa-users. A security guard sits at the entrance of the migrants’ section near a forecourt where on Friday morning two men, wearing hoodies, shorts and flip-flops drank coffee before setting off for a walk.
Never mind. Ordinary guests will be able to return from the end of next month when mass deportations to Rwanda begin. I also understand ten squadrons of pigs are fully trained and fuelled up and will be giving displays of aerobatics over each of the effected hotels, beginning on the same date.