It's Aboot Te Get A Loot Toofer Above The Baredha!

[ToraToraTora]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-61160624

[douglas9401]

Buy one get one free? Dentists? Daytime drinking?

[Atheist]

TTT, you really are a tad silly and insensitive if you think that joking about the menopause will garner you fans here. 'Ows yer farmers me old?'

[perseverer]

What strange language is that, TTT, or is it your accent?

[douglas9401]

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Russ Abbott.

[grumpy01]

Or maybe Russell Roberts

[Atheist]

I think it's Totters imitating Delboy imitating Harry Lauder.

[Peter Pedant]

Leave him alone!
he is a national treasure

making cheap jokes at his puerile and silly spelling
calling him totters or 'the silent one'

ridiculing his non-sequiturs ( fings that doan make sense)

come on everyone lets all have a go!

[THECORBYLOON]

The poorly translated spam posts make more sense than this thread title

[Togo]

//Buy one get one free? Dentists? Daytime drinking?//

I had a feeling that this thread would be like a red flag to a bull for you. :))

[ynnafymmi]

Your Scottish accents or whatever it is,is totally execrable,3T.Stick to your cockney gibberish.

[JimF]

For once, I totally agree with you!

[ynnafymmi]

(translation in Scots).Nae lang noo,its going tae be a hale lot teucher abeen the border.

[ynnafymmi]

Teucher pronounced T-you-herr.

[JimF]

That I can understand perfectly!

[wolf63]

I don't really like the lady but she has my respect for talking about the menopause.

Some women suffer greatly from period related issues and/or problems with menopause symptoms.

:-)

[ynnafymmi]

Of course,we are Scots,Jim.I would write-a class above the average Englishman-but i wont write it.Just in case i get accused of Anglophobia.Oops.

[JimF]

That's something I have never understood, and something we both agree on. I don't hate England or the English. It's Westminster that I hate.

The difference between us is that you love our country being ruled (not governed) by Westminster, and I don't. That's pretty much it, really...

[ynnafymmi]

Me?...i just dont like nationalists,Jim.You and me are certainly not Anglophobics,its a pity a large majority of SNP supporters are Anglophobics.Plus what *** me off is the fact Sturgeon and her gang prefer the Scottish central belt to us northern or southern folks.Plus they enabled Thatcher.

[JimF]

And there's where we disagree fundamentally...

Can I just ask, honestly, what is it that you love so much about Westminster, a political body who have no more interest in our country than what they can plunder from under its land and off its coastlines?

[ynnafymmi]

Never the twain shall meet,Jim.I dont prefer Westminster to Holyrood,but i wish they would just get on with the dayjob instead of rambling on about Covid 19 mistakes(of which both governments were culpable),or asking each other to resign.Remember Sturgeon was going into shops without wearing a mask.(a law she decreed herself).Johnson the same i.e.issuing laws which he has no intention to adhering to.Nah,both London and Edinburgh really,really *** me off.Sorry to say this to you,but no.