Boris Pulls Out.

[gulliver1]

Sorry if the headline befits him, but Boris has pulled out of a Red wall summit today just hours before he was expected to appear. The reason for him not travelling oop north today to Doncaster will be revealed in the next couple of hours says Downing St......Hope he has resigned.

[gulliver1]

Two Brain surgeons have to examine a Boris fan on A/B ...... Each one looks into an ear.
Result = They can see each other.

[ichkeria]

I’m sure gulliver and one ur two others would like to join me in wishing our Prime Minister a very happy birthday today ;-)

Always try to be fair: just now I’m happier with the things he’s getting right than the many things he plainly isn’t

[gulliver1]

Ich @09.26. Bet the postmans cursing Boris having to struggle into Downing St with a sack full of Fathers day cards.

[FatticusInch]

Lol.
Apparently even the press are unsure just how many women he’s caused to be pregnant at one time or another.

[sandra4444]

I think he's got a young Ukrainian on the go now,hence the ongoing visits.

[gulliver1]

[email protected] Now we know why Boris sneaked of to Ukraine instead of facing a hammering at.
The Red wall of Doncaster . He wanted to pick up his Fathers day cards without Carrie knowing.

[choux]

You cannot have it both ways, gulliver.
If the PM does as you say in the title of this thread then your last remark cannot be conceivable, now can it?

[choux]

sorry ^^ @ 09:59