It Was Mentioned On Radio This Morning That Penny Mordaunt..

[sandyRoe]

...was once a magician's assistant.
If true, what could have prompted her to give up the limelight for the drudgery of politics?

[ToraToraTora]

fed up with being sawn in half?

[tomus42]

She probably liked it, but not alot.

[aelmpvw]

perhaps the magic wore off

[Sqad]

lol....lol....fabulous replies ^^^^

[sandyRoe]

Yes, three cracking answers. Each of them worthy of best answer.

[anneasquith]

OMG….. is she Debbie MC Ghee ?

[ToraToraTora]

pick me sandy!

[jno]

reminds me of John Major - the only man known who ran away from the circus to become an accountant, rather than the other way round.

[youngmafbog]

Yes, she was. She did it to support herself whilst she was at Uni. She also worked in factories apparently.

Sorry to disappoint lefties, but no silver spoon for her.

[Peter Pedant]

he could never get the - make the assistant disappear - trick to work
ter daah !

[drmorgans]

Apparently her first name comes from the warship her father captained

[Redhelen72]

Well I have been accused of being a leftie and I think her background has the ability to make her a great prime minister.
My worry is that perhaps she does not have enough experience in politics but then it did not stop Boris.

[gulliver1]

How about conjuring up a new Magic Money tree for the Tory's . Boris has shaken the old one bare

[Zacs-Master]

She was, but only for a short spell.

[Untitled]

the magician was very good at making pennies disappear!

[Untitled]

Ooh! Ooh!

Perhaps the penny dropped

[youngmafbog]

Experience isnt her problem, not knowing what a woman is.

Bizarely that may cost he quite a few real women's votes.

[Untitled]

Pretty sure she does know what a woman is seeing that she is one

Probably better to say she doesn't feel sufficiently threatened by trans women

[youngmafbog]

No untitled, she is unable to define a woman.

Whatever you warped view its a pretty simple answer to the majority of the UK, especially those with XX.