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//I`m not surprised you have no Matelot mates to gloat over it with. I kind of think//
That’s your stumbling block.
The old joke in the Army was that if you bought British made equipment, it invariably failed.
We went from FN SLR’s which were perfect, did the job and were very robust, to SA80’s made by Royal Ordnance.
They were absolute pants, to put it mildly.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/we-pity-the-brits-the-view-from-the-marines-1782093.html?amp
‘Twas ever thus.