Matt Hancock Caption

[DTCwordfan]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/politics/2023/05/13/TELEMMGLPICT000335436792_1_trans_NvBQzQNjv4BqRo0U4xU-30oDveS4pXV-VoO2JF_w593QGlWaWVZxraI.jpeg?imwidth=960

Matt wants captions for this pic, the prize his book - 'Pandemic Diaries'.

Let's have our own captions:

Opening with 'Am I really milking the system?'

[lady-janine]

See how nice I am. I hope you know your place.

[DTCwordfan]

'Am I really Baa-nanas?'

appropriate for you and I, Lady J!

[Barsel]

Suck it up.

[douglas9401]

I don't suppose you know where Mary is do you?

[Hazlinny]

Feed them and then ... it's lambs to the slaughter.

[Patsy33]

Unbelievable...
Fleecing again!

[Ellipsis]

Slaughter them ... slaughter them now ...

[DTCwordfan]

'I put both my foot and mouth in it'......

[DTCwordfan]

'I'm impersonating Sir Beer Warmer' - my woolly thinking and all that'.

[anneasquith]

Can’t look……………. Double Denim .

[royfromaus]

Suck it up sheep! (and they have)

[DTCwordfan]

Gully had a little lamb,
Her name was Doris
Gully made a big mistake,
In calling this lamb Boris.

[William51]

The other two lambs: Look away, Matt Hancock is here!.

[mallyh]

it's not just us for the chop x