Clap This Thursday Please.

[douglas9401]

You know you want to.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65810160

[david small]

Keep it in your pants/panties is good advice. Promiscuity always sustained a cost.

[jno]

that's what comes of not wearing masks when Matt Hancock tells you to.

[Buenchico]

I didn't think that your jokes could get any worse, Douglas, but you've proved me wrong ;-)

[The Builder]

Doogie Boogie?

[Barsel]

Me no clap!

[choux]

Has someone hit the self-destruct button on this site?
nailedit is wishing he could die and douglas is asking for an STI.
Weird or what?

[jourdain2]

Dare I mention morals? I think that young people have a 'Do as you like' instruction book these days. It doesn't work.

[nailedit]

Had my share of 'encounters' when I was
younger but thankfully never encountered a clap clinic!

[Atheist]

jourdain1; What have morals got to do with it?
Morals are male human constructs, aimed at protecting their female stock and their male self-regard. Copulation is what keeps our species going.

[ynnafymmi]

Good thing we live in Scotland,Dougie.

[choux]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-64951927

[jno]

slightly alarming that most of the sufferers are young men. Maybe they're more susceptible to infection; or maybe there are a lot of young women out there with undetected infections.

[douglas9401]

No 'maybe' about it, jno.

[gulliver1]

I Blame Boris. He was in charge.

[Ryzen]

Dont worry gulliver...you cant catch it from your own hand.:-)

[jourdain2]

Atheist 20.48 Silly me, I forgot about the 'male human construct' bit. :)