Face Lift

[Gramps82]

A 50 year old woman spent £10,000 on a face lift and was amazed at the result as she felt it made it look so much younger.
Pleased how she looked she went into a clothes shop, and when the assistant approached her she asked 'How old do you think I am'
'About 28' said the assistant.
'No, I'm 50' said the women
'Wow' said the assistant 'You look good.
Out of the clothes shop the women went into Boots to buy some new make up to suit her new look.
'How old do you think I am' the women asked the assistant.
'About 29' said the assistant.
No. I'm 50' said the women.
'Wow, you look good' said the assistant.
Leaving Boots she decided to get a McDonalds lunch and went into the nearest branch.
Placing her order she once again asked an assistant 'How old do you think I am?'
'About 29' said the assistant.
'No I'm 50' said the women.
Walking to the bus stop to get her bus home she noticed an old man also waiting for the bus.
'How old do you think i am' she asked the old man.
He replied 'I'm 78 years of age and my eyesight isn't what it once was, but in my younger days I could always tell the age of a women by putting my hands inside her bra'
Thinking about it the women, who was feeling good about herself, decided to let him try and agreed he could put his hands inside her bra.
Sliding his hands underneath her bra the old man had a good feel around and after a while he said 'I think you are 50 years old'
'Wow' said the women 'How do you know that'
The old man replied 'I was behind you in queue at McDonalds.