That's Only About Eight Camper Vans

[douglas9401]

An organisation run by complete inadequates has had the spotlight shone on it's financial state.

A spokesman said that the shortfall may be made up through the sale of assets including the smallest 'battlebus' in history and the home of the former power couple o' Scotia.

Alex Salmond was said to be receiving treatment for hyperventilation after laughing himself into a frenzy.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-66605391

[Zacs-Master]

There’s a joke in there somewhere about Scotland and short-bread, but it just won’t come to me.

[douglas9401]

Maybe something about a ragbag of ex councillors riding her (Sturgeons) petticoat tails?