Gruesome Darwin Award Candidate

[Canary42]

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-found-half-eaten-zoo-100025809.html?.tsrc=fp_deeplink

 

[Buenchico]

At least they found part of him.  In this country you just need a dodgy boss in order to disappear altogether!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-67614554

[Canary42]

Uggh - how mind-bogglingly horrible. 🤢  🤢  🤢  🤢  🤢  

[Peter Pedant]

one poor guy was mauled by a polar bear

last words: I want to feed the bears.... ( ay woodnt do  that sir etc)

[ichkeria]

Doesn't the award usually go to someone who was trying to be clever? So there's a hint of irony as well as gene preservation, This guy was mentally deranged by the sound of it. 

[Peter Pedant]

dont forget this

https://www.thecollector.com/wojtek-the-bear-poland-ww2/

Later housed in Edinburgh Zoo, where the now aging poles would vault (pun intended) the  fence and wrestle with it!

eek !

[Old_Geezer]

I don't think "clever" has much to do with it; quite the reverse in fact. And, of course, need to end up unable to reproduce.

[Canary42]

Is that the tiger equivalent of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here - eating man's testicles 😄   😄   

[royfromaus]

I thought we were, as a society, meant to be becoming more cognisant and sympathetic towards mental ill-health.