Not Looking Good For Sunak

[gulliver1]

 Sunak tries to baffle voters with imaginary improved inflation figures to take your thoughts away from the  882 immigrants arriving on Britains shores yesterday. The highest number ever to arrive in one single day.    Will the number of immigrants go sky high in the next 15 days as they try to get in before Take control.

LAABOUT TAKE CONTROL

[gulliver1]

................"Before Labour Take Control".................

[youngmafbog]

What imanginary figures, a link would help.  I wsnt under the impression he derived the figures anyway.

And as for the immigrants just what do you think  your labour pals will do.  It's them blocking every move to stop them!!

[gulliver1]

PS ...It wasn't the figures of the immigrants arriving that was imaginary. But the inflation figures were a bit iffy.

[naomi24]

What is Labour going to do when boat people turn up on their watch?

[youngmafbog]

Where, can you enlighten us a bit more?

[youngmafbog]

Rubber stamp them in Naomi.  No problem then!!

[naomi24]

YMB, that's exactly what he'll do.  Problem solved.

[modeste]

Follow Greece's example, allegedly 😂😂

[Hazi-Hammenuhoth]

LAABOUT TAKE CONTROL- translation- Layabouts Take Control.

[Deskdiary]

Blimey - that's a bit of a pivot isn't it?

 

"Imaginary" inflation rate to illegal immigration in the same sentence. 
 

What's "imaginary" about the inflation rate?

 

You were whining like a bitch when it was high, so surely hitting the 2% target is good isn't it?

[Deskdiary]

We now have one of the lowest inflation rates in Europe.

[cashier]

In 2022, 1047 arrived in one day. Your figure is the highest number this year.

[Peter Pedant]

What's "imaginary" about the inflation rate?

it is when you imagine it is less  than it is - ter daah !

My Jessica does NOT whine by  the way

[sandyRoe]

I suppose he'll soon have his pension as a former PM.

He'll not starve.

[davebro3]

I think Labour will reduce net immigration - I know a lot of well-off folks who are already planning to leave!

[douglas9401]

'A lot' is a bit nebulous, can you put a number on it?

[jourdain2]

Just seen a joke on facebook - 'Put Doctors' Receptionists In Charge Of Border Force - That'll Stop The Boats Coming In'.

Might just work.......