"Look . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . at what I've bought you for your birthday, darling!"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c78w189nn7go

[albaqwerty]

It's different. Says Mrs Gregory, 35.

It may look a phallic symbol, say Mrs Gregory, 35, but my husband is fine, thank you.

I'm still none the wiser why her age was mentioned and his wasn't:)

[fripfrip]

Well that's 3 grand gone up in smoke..

[nicebloke1]

How the hell is santa going to get down there?

[Canary42]

I hope she's taken out liability insurance in case it falls.

[seekeerz]

Wtf am I supposed to do with that ??

 

[Hazlinny]

Hope Smow looks in ... she's wondering what to get her husband for his birthday 😃