soon after the manchester derby on saturday,reports of outbreaks of bird flu across the country. it was confirmed that thousands of united supporters were found to be as sick as parrots.
in Australia, the authorities wanted all cricketers to have their nicknames on the backs of their shirts. But someone called Aaron Bird from New South Wales insisted on having 'Flu' on his, and they had to drop the idea because it would upset KFC, who were the sponsors.
I think I might have "bird" flu, some strange things have been happening to me recently, I've started talking bo***cks, I've also started to wear make up and I can no longer park the car properly.